Recorded Histories

The Age of Poking Things

Deep-prehistory origin myth for most of Areshnaat's sapient races: not divine creation, but roughly two million years of unsupervised genetic experimentation by a single reckless archfey. Developed in one long session (2026-03-08) and, per the author, never actually saved anywhere despite ChatGPT claiming to have built a reference page for it — reconstructed here from the original chat text so it doesn't get lost a second time. In-world, historians who know the truth call the era "The Age of Poking Things"; more formal (and less accurate) accounts call it The Stillness's predecessor era, or, when historians are feeling blunt about it, "the Befouling." ^overview

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Deep-prehistory origin myth for most of Areshnaat's sapient races: not divine creation, but roughly two million years of unsupervised genetic experimentation by a single reckless archfey. Developed in one long session (2026-03-08) and, per the author, never actually saved anywhere despite ChatGPT claiming to have built a reference page for it — reconstructed here from the original chat text so it doesn't get lost a second time. In-world, historians who know the truth call the era "The Age of Poking Things"; more formal (and less accurate) accounts call it The Stillness's predecessor era, or, when historians are feeling blunt about it, "the Befouling." ^overview

The Researcher

An unnamed Summer Court Eladrin naturalist — Summer temperament (impulsive, curious, "convinced their enthusiasm counts as a safety protocol") given a few centuries of subjective time and zero institutional oversight. Described in the source material as "Ian Malcolm's curiosity combined with John Hammond's reckless 'let's just see what happens' energy, but with none of the safety rails humans would even pretend to install." No proper name was ever settled on — he's referred to throughout only as "the researcher" or "the Summer Eladrin." He's informally nicknamed "Fae Jeff Goldblum" in conversation, but that's an out-of-character comparison the author made, never a name used in-world. Whether he gets an actual name, or stays a cipher known only by title, is an open call. ^researcher

Long after the fact, the Fey courts' own report on him reads: "Subject demonstrated extraordinary creativity but insufficient containment discipline." Bureaucratic language for "please stop turning random animals into gods." He was, per the same records, eventually "dragged before some absurd Fey tribunal" for introducing uncontrolled traits outside his jurisdiction — centuries before anyone on the Material Plane even knew he'd existed. ^fate

The method

He doesn't create species from nothing — he samples existing prehistoric stock (this is a rotated real-Earth setting; see 00_Versioning_and_Provenance) and pushes it through Feywild exposure, where magic density and time distortion accelerate development far past anything the Material Plane's physics would allow on its own. Some populations are altered where they stand; others — confirmed explicitly only for dragons — are taken back across the veil to a Feywild lab, then released into different environments once the results prove too unstable to leave alone. ^method

The races

  • Elves / High Elves — Australopithecus-like proto-hominids in forest environments get an early cognitive-acceleration boost: the first population to cross into full sapience. ^elves
  • Giants — Gigantopithecus-scale forest apes hit by a "what if intelligence scaled with size?" experiment. Different environments later diverge the lineage into hill/stone/frost giants and further variants. ^giants
  • Dwarves — not primates at all: a subterranean ecosystem of fungal networks, mineral-eating microbes, and rock-lichen colonies ("Lichen Rockmoss") has its cognition and locomotion accelerated into a sapient lithic organism — the in-world explanation for the race's biological ties to stone and fungus. ^dwarves
  • Goblinoids (goblins, hobgoblins, bugbears) — small adaptive scavengers nudged toward "fast-reproducing adaptive intelligence." Worked. Perhaps too well. Note: Areshnaat's existing formal taxonomy (see Glossary) already classifies the Goblinidae as Animalia > Arthropoda > Insecta > Coleoptera — this experiment is the origin event for a lineage that was, taxonomically, always insects. ^goblinoids
  • Dragons — the best-documented case. He pockets several viable theropod/monitor-lineage eggs during the late Mesozoic, incubates them in the Feywild lab under accelerated developmental magic and elemental affinity infusion, then redistributes the unstable hatchling clutches into different elemental biomes to stabilize: volcanic → red, glacial → white, poison forest → green, storm-desert → blue, acid marsh → black, mountain → the metallic variants. Dragons are therefore technically native to the world — uplifted dinosaurs, not planar outsiders — and predate every other sapient species by tens of millions of years, since their stock was pulled straight out of the Jurassic/Cretaceous. Humanoid draconic intermediaries (dragonborn, kobolds) came later, the product of a different researcher attempting to study and replicate draconic traits in smaller organisms. ^dragons
  • Humans, halflings, orcs — the broader hominid cluster, evolving more naturally on a longer timescale with lighter, later nudging rather than one deliberate uplift event. ^hominids
  • Therians (lionfolk, catfolk, elephantfolk, bullfolk, etc.) — occasional intelligence boosts scattered across various megafauna mammal lines that happened to stabilize. ^therians
  • The Unnaturals (aasimar, tieflings, hexbloods, dhampirs) — not part of the original experiment era at all; smaller-scale planar bleed-through that still happens today, a living echo of the same phenomenon rather than a fossil of it. ^unnaturals

Timeline

Era Window Event
Feywild meddling begins ~2,000,000 years ago The researcher starts sampling and altering Material Plane wildlife
Proto-elves ~1,000,000 years ago First fully sapient lineage
Dwarves ~830,000 years ago Subterranean lineage crosses the behavioral threshold
Giants & goblinoids ~600,000–400,000 years ago Both branches appear
Hominid cluster ~250,000 years ago Humans, halflings, orcs begin reaching sapience
The Stillness ~150,000 years ago The meddling stops — no one on the Material Plane knows why. Leading in-world theories: a Feywild war destroyed him; a magical accident sealed the planar conduit; the experiment simply reached its intended conclusion; or, simplest of all, he died and no one else in the Feywild even knew the project existed
The Year of the Apology undated, post-Stillness A crimson-skinned envoy — not the researcher, a bureaucrat sent afterward to clean up the mess — steps through a tree circle to the High Elven elders and apologizes: laws were broken, the damage can't be undone without destroying everything that's grown from it since, so restitution is authorized. Unable to make himself understood in a language with no concept of what he's describing, he delivers the message as a direct cognitive imprint — a kiss, not romantic, described as a "neural translation handshake" — to one elder, then grants Sumerian-level civilizational knowledge: mathematics, agriculture, metallurgy, astronomy, writing. Elven civilization visibly leaps forward within a few centuries. The oldest elven cities still date their calendars to this event, though its meaning has long since fractured into competing myths: a messenger of the higher courts, a trickster demon, a traveler from the future
Dragons, in context tens of millions of years before everything above Retroactively the oldest lineage on the list — already ancient by the time elves existed, since their stock was pulled from the Mesozoic
^timeline

Conflict with existing canon — unresolved

This directly contradicts the Eladrin/Dragonborn origin already logged in Glossary and 00_Versioning_and_Provenance (Fantastical Toponymy Changes - 2023-09-13): there, the Eladrin are Fae-army soldiers left behind when the Fae lost a war against Giants and a "Dragonhorde," and Dragonborn are the Dragonhorde's sole remnant. The 2026-03-08 session that produced this page never references that older myth at all — it wasn't written with the 2023 material in mind, and nothing in it tries to reconcile the two.

They aren't necessarily incompatible, though. One reading that keeps both without deleting either:

  • Eladrin and High Elves could simply be two different lineages that happen to both be "elves," not the same origin story told twice. Eladrin are fey-blooded soldiers who stayed behind after a war; High Elves are the uplifted-primate line the crimson envoy visited. Nothing here requires them to be the same people.
  • The Dragonhorde could be a later political/martial organization built from this experiment's engineered dragon-line, rather than a competing origin for dragons as a species — i.e. the war against Giants and the Dragonhorde is a much later historical event involving the descendants of what's described above, not a contradiction of how dragons came to exist in the first place.

Both readings are speculative reconciliations I'm surfacing, not settled canon — this is an authorial call, not something to silently resolve in the wiki. ^conflict

What never got built

The author asked, at the end of the source session, for this to become an actual website page — a race directory, a modal sub-page window per lineage with a "free information" tier, and a Gantt-chart development timeline — and was told "Built it." No such page exists anywhere in the current vault or in the areshatlas Next.js site source. This page reconstructs the lost deliverable from the original chat text rather than the apparently-nonexistent generated artifact; if a real site build is wanted, this is the content to build it from. ^lost-deliverable

Source provenance

Blending with Hebrew - 2026-03-08 (the full origin story — races, method, timeline, the Year of the Apology scene, the "Summer Eladrin"/Ian Malcolm framing, the tribunal fate)

Full research trail: GPT_Logs_Topic_Survey